THIS ONE’S CALLED
SMALL BUSINESS MAN

I was born holding
A small briefcase
In my small
business
hand
I’m a small businessman

I want to make my small business
as small as I can
So I re wrote my small business plan
on the head of a fresh pin
It states clearly
There for the eye to see
I’d like the whole world to know
It’s all gotten a bit too much for me

I’ve my one small client
Who buys one small product
Very nearly
one times a year
And it's just too much to bare

I’m small business man
Building my small business
as small as I can
Just a small businessman
Building my small business
as small as I can
I can

Just to cope with demand
takes all that I have
All I desire is my business as it currently stands
Just smaller……

Fewer clients, less busywork
Many hands make heavy work
Many hands make heavy work

These things are getting a bit too much for me
I just need to find some comfortability
I’ve been hiding under my desk for the better part of a week
If the phone rings I won’t answer
If the door swings open
I’ll stay really still
And pretend I’m not here
I wanna be small
I wanna crouch down
Fold myself into the perfect ball
Please, please, please give me less not more

Just smaller
Fewer clients, less busywork
Many hands make heavy work
Many hands make heavy work

I’m all small business
My dream’s to be minute
Barely even visible
Too little to see
Tiny
On an island
Just my briefcase and me
My briefcase and me
My briefcase and me

Baby

Fold myself into the perfect ball
Please, please, please give me less not more